More Kaileeisms

TWO NEW ONES:
~ Kody was shaving his beard off last week in the bathroom. Kailee climbed up on the toilet to see what he was doing. She started to yell, "Daddy! What are you doing??? Stop it! Don't cut off your beard! Daddy, STOP!!" Kody finished and asked her how he looked. She sighed and said, "It just looks great."
~ On the way home from Preschool Kailee said to me, "My heart can't beep anymore because I'm so thirsty."

-- (singing) “ I love to see the temple, I’m going there someday. To feel the Holy Spirit, to listen and to play. For the temple is a house of blood, a place of love and beauty. I’ll pee-pare myself while I’m a young… this is my secret too-tee.”

-- Kailee has a pair of silky pajamas (size 12 months) that she loves to death and cannot part with, although they are much too short for her now. She calls them her “wuxury” (luxury) jammies. Kody was getting her ready for bed one night and got out her “wuxury jammmies.” She took one look at them and said, “Dad. It’s going to be a fabulous day!”

-- We were driving and a bicyclist rode past us by Kailee’s window. She said, “Mom! That is the UGLIEST bike I have ever saw!”

-- Kailee had a cold and I kept her home from church a few weeks ago. She was very upset that she couldn’t go to nursery when I broke the news to her that she was staying home. She said, “Oh dear. They’re going to miss me at nursery.”

-- She is pretty sure Callan is going to let her wear her pink Sleeping Beauty dress to the wedding.

-- I told Kailee to start cleaning up so we could get ready for dinner. She whined, “I can’t. My hands are so tired.”

-- Elevator= Ele-gator

-- Grandma June gave Kailee a bouncy ball and Kailee promptly named it “Sweet Baby” and carried it around in both hands while she talked very sweetly to it for about an hour.

-- When Phineas and Ferb comes on the TV, Kailee yells, “Mom! Quick! Change the TV! My brain is turning into mush!"

-- I asked Kailee what she wanted for lunch. She replied, “A girl cheese sandwich. Not a boy one.”

-- Kailee said to me during dinner, “Cory is cool. She’s brave and she likes cheesecake.”

-- “The uncle-hall from the hanitizer makes my hand get a stain.” Translation: The alcohol from the hand sanitizer makes my hand sting.”